ALAS, JOULE-IET AND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE, CD-ROM-EO, COULD NEVER BE TOGETHER FOR SHE WAS A UNIT OF ENERGY AND HE WAS A COMPACT DISC.

 

sugar-soul:

*gasp* Friend is lonely?

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on my way friend… woah wait…yes

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I dance to maek you happy

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did friend like dance?

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I shall battle the sadness!

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friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely

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lots of people love friend!  shes funny

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I give huggles to friend

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when friend is happy, we are happy

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remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!

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you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.

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SHIBE OUT!

I’ve noticed your blossoming relationship, and I wanted to ask you where you thought it was going.

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I have watched you for a time and… perhaps I was wrong. There seems to be something special between the two of you.

(Source: mythal)

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him

thebicker:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

Signs your “prank” is not actually a prank:

-Victim of so-called prank does not laugh

-Other people repeatedly tell you it’s not a prank

-Involves making women fear for their immediate safety and forces them into getting sexually assaulted, because yes, forcing or threatening someone into kissing you is sexual assault

-Reinforces existing power structure of men’s entitlement

Remember, kids: Pranks can be funny. And a little mean. But if it’s really not funny at all and it goes beyond being mean to being threatening to a complete stranger, you are not playing a prank. You’re being a shitty excuse for a human being.

did-you-kno:

Flounders are so skilled at camouflage they will attempt a checkered pattern if they rest on top of a checkerboard.   Source

did-you-kno:

Flounders are so skilled at camouflage they will attempt a checkered pattern if they rest on top of a checkerboard. Source

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

joshpeck:

the “register to vote” banner is a great idea besides the fact that 90% of tumblr users are not old enough to vote

mrsrony:

veganpunx:

ourspecial:

flavorcountry:

thislandislando:

diamondstodemons:

NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout

Fuck. All. Other. Photos.

Whoa. I just did a little research on this guy. Fact: he played in the NFL in the 80s, became an aerospace research engineer immediately thereafter, and then went into fucking space 20 years later. Where’s that sports movie, Hollywood?

This guy wins life.

I want this movie. Make it now.

Yes

mrsrony:

veganpunx:

ourspecial:

flavorcountry:

thislandislando:

diamondstodemons:

NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout

Fuck. All. Other. Photos.

Whoa. I just did a little research on this guy. Fact: he played in the NFL in the 80s, became an aerospace research engineer immediately thereafter, and then went into fucking space 20 years later. Where’s that sports movie, Hollywood?

This guy wins life.

I want this movie. Make it now.

Yes