if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
c’mon man if a person’s happy or proud or excited about something they did or something that happened to them, don’t be a dick and try to one-up them to make yourself look better
be happy for them, don’t piss on their parade just to boost your ego a little